Baby Sasquatch Tracks Found

Sasquatch // December 7 // 0 Comments
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At Sasquatch Wallows we don’t just raise the most mouth watering natural, ethical, and sustainable pastured pork you’ve ever tasted, we’re also constantly on the lookout for proof of life for the elusive, but very real Bigfoot. And this morning while doing chores I stumbled upon fresh, clear, baby Bigfoot tracks!

There are a lot of people that will look at videos like this and try to explain it away as simply “black bear” tracks. But that’s false!

What many people don’t realize is that Bigfoot tracks and black bear tracks are almost indistinguishable to the untrained eye. The key difference is that Bigfoot tracks are slightly elongated, more like a human’s foot. However, the tracks are differentiated from human tracks by the width. Bigfoot tracks are much wider than human tracks.

As, you can see, we most likely have a juvenile Bigfoot here at Sasquatch Wallows. The print is wider than a humans print, but longer than a black bear print.

Baby Bigfoot Tracks Found

We’re constantly on the lookout for Bigfoot while raising our heritage breed pigs. Be sure to check out our new Sasquatch Simple Meat Shares and follow us on Rumble to stay on top of all of our tomfoolery and malarkey.

About Sasquatch

Sasquatch (aka Kevin M. Anderson) is a Swineherd Philosopher Theologian, Esq. He is the head swineherd raising pigs and engaging in shenanigans at Sasquatch Wallows, a director of his local Classical Conversations Challenge B program, a commissioned Colson Fellow, and a criminal defense lawyer at Prodigal Law.

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