I Love Pigs, But I Hate Eggs

Sasquatch // October 23 // 0 Comments

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I love pigs, but I hate Eggs!

Eggs is an 18 month old American Guinea Hog. He should have died long ago, like his brother Sausage. Actually, not like Sausage, considering Sausage had an hemorrhage that ruptured and had to be put down in the middle of his paddock. But, Eggs has managed to avoid the butcher repeatedly.

He’s an outcast, not fitting in with the rest of the herd. He often wanders around paddocks and sleeps by himself.

However, recently he has been getting out of his paddock. Getting him back in isn’t a big problem. He’ll follow you around pretty easily if you offer him hard boiled eggs, but getting him to cross fence lines can be tricky. Which raises the question: how is he getting out?

About Sasquatch

Sasquatch (aka Kevin M. Anderson) is a Swineherd Philosopher Theologian, Esq. He is the head swineherd raising pigs and engaging in shenanigans at Sasquatch Wallows, a director of his local Classical Conversations Challenge B program, a commissioned Colson Fellow, and a criminal defense lawyer at Prodigal Law.