Wrangling Pigs vs. Lawyers – Weekly Wallow – May 14, 2022

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Spring has sprung at Sasquatch Wallows.

The pigs love the tasty new horsetail shoots that are springing up in the wallow areas.

While Porter will try to convince you that the new horsetail shoots are a good emergency source of drinkable water, you’re not a pig, you should be stocking your freezer with a Sasquatch Premium Pastured Pork Sampler before the coming food shortages.

WARNING: “Graphic” Photos After Videos

Of course its not all about wallowing around eating tasty treats.

There were also piglets to wrangle instead of joining my esteemed co-counselors at the Transportation Lawyers Association Annual Convention.

That’s right . . . I’m back in the legal racket.

Prodigal Law is already counseling churches with tax issues and incorporating homeschool resource centers.

Help launch Prodigal Law on GiveSendGo.

Speaking of lawyers, what week isn’t complete without dealing with a porcine rectal prolapse.

Ugly No More — All better, but she’s still Ugly.

My first year of Directing a Classical Conversations Challenge A class is now over!

My students assigned me a homework assignment of writing a persuasive essay explaining my apparent disdain for Harry Potter. As such, I present to you:

Harry Potter’s Greatest Trick

About Sasquatch

Sasquatch (aka Kevin M. Anderson) is a Swineherd Philosopher Theologian, Esq. He is the head swineherd raising pigs and engaging in shenanigans at Sasquatch Wallows, a director of his local Classical Conversations Challenge B program, a commissioned Colson Fellow, and a criminal defense lawyer at Prodigal Law.