The Mission of Sasquatch Wallows: Glory to God Hogs

Sasquatch // April 21 // 0 Comments

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If you search the internet, you will find numerous guides and articles about corporate mission statements. One such article is entitled “51 Mission Statement Examples from The World’s Best Companies.” Sadly, if you look through those mission statements, you’ll recognize just about every company listed, but only one mission statement references God (World Vision).

Sasquatch Wallows is different, if you haven’t figured that out by now; our mission statement is simple:

Glory to God Hogs

Because the chief end of man is to bring glory to God and enjoy him forever, we believe that the mission of Sasquatch Wallows should be to bring glory to God by raising the most natural, sustainable, and ethical pork possible by stewarding God’s creation.

If you want more background on Glory to God Hogs, please be sure to read The Manifesto: My Mid-Life Crisis Apologetic.

It should also be noted that Glory to God Hogs is how I am

work[ing] out [my] salvation with fear and trembling.

Philippians 2:12.

See Swineherd Philosophy 102: A Primarily Personal Philosophy – Sort Your F*cking Life Out Mate!

About Sasquatch

Sasquatch (aka Kevin M. Anderson) is a Swineherd Philosopher Theologian, Esq. He is the head swineherd raising pigs and engaging in shenanigans at Sasquatch Wallows, a director of his local Classical Conversations Challenge B program, a commissioned Colson Fellow, and a criminal defense lawyer at Prodigal Law.