There is only one rule at Sasquatch Wallows:
Everyone must be prepared to defend their conduct to Sasquatch.
The Mountain Man Cult Oath
I hereby swear my fealty to the divinely ordained Lord of Sasquatch Wallows.
I shall submit to his governing authority and will be prepared to defend my conduct to him as judge, jury, and executioner.
I acknowledge and recognize that Sasquatch is trained in the pedantic art of law.
As such, I hereby ASSUME ALL RISKS associated with the Mountain Man Cult, including, but not limited to sickness, injury, indoctrination, disfigurement, disability, and death.
A Mountain Man don't fear the reaper.
A Mountain Man is close to God.
He never once thought about changing,
just because you think he's odd.