Liz Level Communications

Sasquatch // April 21 // 1 Comments

Sasquatch is Anti-Social . . . But Sharing is Caring

I’ve known Liz since the first day of high school. Liz and Mr. Langsdorf, our geometry teacher, were having an impassioned discussion about a pencil of all things.

I decided to end the bloviation by throwing a pencil at my new math teacher.

Liz and I have been brother and sister ever since.

Liz tells a much longer and detailed version of that story.

Most people would say she is a talker.

Kevin says she speaks her stream of consciousness.

Sasquatch says she has a bad case of verbal diarrhea.

Piglet Feeding Chaos

When you Join the Sasquatch Family, you can get Liz Level Communications.

If you so desire, you will be added to the Sasquatch-Liz text group and Sasquatch will text you when anything “interesting” happens around the place.

But be forewarned, Sasquatch texts like your crazy aunt that thinks you want to see more pictures of her cat; however, Sasquatch will text about pictures of pigs, philosophy, shenanigans, theology, tomfoolery, the law, and, I’ll be honest, probably some memes.

Don’t worry, you can always exit the Sasquatch-Liz text group and still get periodic updates from Sasquatch.

About Sasquatch

Sasquatch (aka Kevin M. Anderson) is a Swineherd Philosopher Theologian, Esq. He is the head swineherd raising pigs and engaging in shenanigans at Sasquatch Wallows, a director of his local Classical Conversations Challenge B program, a commissioned Colson Fellow, and a criminal defense lawyer at Prodigal Law.