Luke and Leia Succumb to the Dark Side

Sasquatch // May 31 // 0 Comments
Sasquatch is Anti-Social . . . But Sharing is Caring

At seven months of age Luke and Leia are starting to look like the defenders of Sasquatch Wallows. Their shoulders stand even with a table top and they tip the scales at nearly a 100 pounds already. When Luke and Leia stand next to Dixie, they make Dixie look like a lap dog. 

Unfortunately, they’re still teenagers and haven’t fully learned how to resist the dark side.

Come to the Dark Side

The chicks we hatched are finally starting to venture out of the lean-to on their own and are learning it is a dangerous world.

While Luke and Leia have learned to resist the temptation posed by the hens, the new small chicks are too much to leave alone. 

Luke Submit
GUILTY!

When Jennie and I returned from evening chores and checking on the pigs, we found the two K9 hooligans playing with a new chew toy. 

Unfortunately, that new chew toy was one of our chicks. 

Two other chicks were missing including Jennie’s little buddy. We finally found him in the garage hiding in terror behind the freezers.

Jennie's Chick

Sasquatch will double Luke and Leia’s training in order to prevent the implementation of Order 66 and the execution of more chickens.

Do or Do Not

About Sasquatch

Sasquatch (aka Kevin M. Anderson) is a Swineherd Philosopher Theologian, Esq. He is the head swineherd raising pigs and engaging in shenanigans at Sasquatch Wallows, a director of his local Classical Conversations Challenge B program, a commissioned Colson Fellow, and a criminal defense lawyer at Prodigal Law.

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