Pirate Axes Work

Sasquatch // May 9 // 0 Comments
Sasquatch is Anti-Social . . . But Sharing is Caring

The most recent mountain lion attack not only lead to the tragic story of Warrior, but we have also been keeping our eyes on Pirate. The lion tried to steal his face right off his head.

The attack left Pirate with two lacerations; one above and one below his right eye. His eye swelled shut for two weeks after the attack — hence the name Pirate. However, his eye has slowly recovered and opened. Now he only has scars. Lucky for him the ladies like scars. 

Pirate

Sasquatch has impeccable timing. He scheduled the first Sasquatch Wallow for next Saturday, May 15. Turns out there is a men’s breakfast at church that morning, a birthday party in the afternoon, and most people Sasquatch knows attend Saturday evening church. As such, Sasquatch is not expecting many people at the Wallows next week.

Regardless, the theme for next week is Axe Throwing Prayer Warriors and the axes needed to be tested. 

Axes

But it’s not all fun and games around here. With the green light given from the landlord, there is a ton of work to be done. We’re continuing to work on expanding the parking and clearing the backyard of blackberries. 

Backyard
Picking Up Glass

About Sasquatch

Sasquatch (aka Kevin M. Anderson) is a Swineherd Philosopher Theologian, Esq. He is the head swineherd raising pigs and engaging in shenanigans at Sasquatch Wallows, a director of his local Classical Conversations Challenge B program, a commissioned Colson Fellow, and a criminal defense lawyer at Prodigal Law.

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