Turkeys are Dumb

Sasquatch // October 26 // 0 Comments

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Sasquatch bought two dozen turkeys back in May to raise for Thanksgiving. With Thanksgiving closing in I can confidently report back to you that turkeys are some of the dumbest animals alive; and they would still be dumb even if turkeys weren’t on the Thanksgiving menu as asserted by the Free Birds movie the kids just watched.

As proof I provide you with video of turkeys that are so dumb they are trapped for days behind field fence because they can’t figure out how to get over.

About Sasquatch

Sasquatch (aka Kevin M. Anderson) is a Swineherd Philosopher Theologian, Esq. He is the head swineherd raising pigs and engaging in shenanigans at Sasquatch Wallows, a director of his local Classical Conversations Challenge B program, a commissioned Colson Fellow, and a criminal defense lawyer at Prodigal Law.