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Sasquatch // May 15 // 0 Comments

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Porter has been nagging me to host an airsoft battle for over a year. I'm now obliging.

I hope it is epic enough for him.

Too much high-lands William Wallace. Oh Well. You only live once. No second takes.#MountainManCult pic.twitter.com/PFQ4Gp7ZaC
— Sasquatch Says (@OregonSwineherd) May 16, 2023

My initial idea works best with 10 factions. We have room for 10 cars / trucks to park. So please let Sasquatch know if you're thinking of joining the cult so we can plan accordingly - REGISTER HERE. We will provide all bio-degradable premium BBs and some BBQ pork after gameplay. Each car may bring up to 8 people. Factions will be based on who arrives in the same vehicle. In a Mountain Man Cult situation, you're ending up in a foxhole next to the guy you can catch a ride with!

Everybody calm down. I'm making this up as I go.#MountainManCult pic.twitter.com/6KH12KeJnF
— Sasquatch Says (@OregonSwineherd) May 16, 2023

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About Sasquatch

Sasquatch (aka Kevin M. Anderson) is a Swineherd Philosopher Theologian, Esq. He is the head swineherd raising pigs and engaging in shenanigans at Sasquatch Wallows, a director of his local Classical Conversations Challenge B program, a commissioned Colson Fellow, and a criminal defense lawyer at Prodigal Law.