What is a Sasquatch Wallow?

Sasquatch // April 21 // 0 Comments

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Faith

Sasquatch (noun):

a NON-mythical beast that lives in the forests of Oregon’s Coast Range;

the alias and alter-ego of a Swineherd Philosopher Theologian, Esq.

Wallow

Wallow (verb):

to devote oneself entirely;

especially: to take unrestrained pleasure

— Delight.

Each month the Sasquatch Family gathers to spend a day wallowing on the farm reconnecting with family, friends, and God. At a Sasquatch Wallow your family will experience and enjoy:

Shenanigans – Sasquatch is a big kid. There’ll be axe throwing, archery, airsoft, scavenger hunts, and more . . .

Praise – Make a joyful noise to the Lord with music from local worship leaders (or Sasquatch’s playlist)

Edification – Listen to speakers that will spark a conversation for our edification.

Sunset — The View for a Sasquatch Wallow

So is this a cult?

No, Sasquatch is a Jesus freak with no charisma who thinks he’s a Swineherd Philosopher Theologian, Esq. and

Cult

About Sasquatch

Sasquatch (aka Kevin M. Anderson) is a Swineherd Philosopher Theologian, Esq. He is the head swineherd raising pigs and engaging in shenanigans at Sasquatch Wallows, a director of his local Classical Conversations Challenge B program, a commissioned Colson Fellow, and a criminal defense lawyer at Prodigal Law.